Movie: Machete

Tarvis

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I'm 2 minutes and 45 seconds into the movie, I've already seen one guy get shot up with a hail of AK bulletins, a guy get run over by a car, a guy get his arm and and head chopped off, then his head split into two while flying away, two guys get shot while trying to be sneaky sneaky, and one guy get god damn stabbed through the lung.

10/10

Edit: 15 seconds later 3 guys get their head chopped off by the same knife at the same time.

Edit 2: 5 seconds later TITS

50/10
 
Haha, the boyfriend and I saw this.

It was certainly...interesting.
 
I downloaded it last week, haven't had a chance to watch it yet. The wife is pretty excited about it though.
 
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