MOVIE: THE HAPPENING

Logan

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Nov 10, 2003
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I watched this movie the other week. I can honestly say its in my top 5 worst movies ever. The acting is abysmal and the story is a joke. Hell, the whole draw of this movie was supposed to be its GORE. I've seen more gory stuff on television. Shamalayayan or whatever is a horrible director. Sure, The Sixth Sense was good, but all of his other movies are incredibly shitty.

I give this a

FAIL

out of



:donald:
 

Joe

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Nov 10, 2003
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Saw it!

Godawful! The only good part was when the guy got the lions to bite his arms off
 

Dave

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I could go on a rant, but this movie fucking sucked.

It was kinda cool seeing a lion rip someone's shit apart, people jumping off buildings, and some dude jumping in front of a lawnmower. But still...plants? What the hell is this shit? Terrible movie by a terrible director.

Mark Wahlberg is pretty cool though.
 

Joe

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FUCK RUN AWAY FROM THE WIND IT IS COMING FOR US OH NOOOOOOOOO
 

Dave

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Oct 7, 2006
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Speaking of Mark Wahlberg, Max Payne is looking pretty cool.
 

Logan

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The song I am listening to is in sync with my avatar.

+1 post
 

SuperAfroBoy

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Nov 10, 2003
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Why don't you listen to some Wishbone Ash? Its better then whatever you're listening to.
 

Joe

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Oh nice that's next in the music que I'll try that

Haha holy shit nice
 

Bronson

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Nov 10, 2003
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I've always thought Shyamalan's movies were at the least, entertaining, if not good. I know I'm in the minority, but I thought Unbreakable was good and Signs and The Village were ok. Lady in the Water was weird. I probably wouldn't watch it again.

As far as this movie went, it wasn't very good, but I didn't regret seeing it.
 

Joe

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Nov 10, 2003
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Signs was ok until the end where it turns out that water kills the aliens. I liked Unbreakable too.

But the Happening was the worst $9 I ever spent.
 

Tarvis

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Logan

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Nov 10, 2003
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this movie was more like the nothing happening still got it
 
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