QUICK!

[SuperAfroBoy]

best curleh i can muster.

 

[Casey]

GREAT!

 

[Barbs]

It's a fairly great curleh.

 

[Casey]

 

[rman]

 

[Casey]

But what the fuck is it supposed to MEAN!?

 

[Barbs]

Dryness? God only knows. It looks like beeswax or something.

 

[SuperAfroBoy]

a woman is in the waiting room while her husband is getting operated on. the doctor walks in and says "I'm sorry, but we had to remove the entire left side of your husband's body". the woman says "will he survive?", and the doctor replies with "he'll be all right".

 

[Casey]

Ha!

 

[SuperAfroBoy]

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face"? The horse doesn't respond, as horses lack the ability to communicate vocally. Eventually animal control is called and the animal is removed.

 

[Logan]

lmao.

 

[SuperAfroBoy]

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?". The other responds with "Yeah a little, I think we may have undercooked it." They both get mild food poisoning and spend the rest of the evening in the bathroom.

 

[Barbs]

Husband wins the internet for finding and showing this to me: Nick Offerman Picks His Favorite Cats Who Look Like Ron Swanson

 

[Chris]

 

[Tarvis]

omg offensive

 

[Chris]

 

[SuperAfroBoy]

 

[SuperAfroBoy]

 

[Casey]

fucking yogurt.

 

[Chris]

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