Well of course it's rubbish, it's fan fiction based on Twilight.
As if Twilight wasn't garbage enough, it's like it had sex with a children's dictionary and bore a bastard child that they named "50 Shades of Gray".
More like "50 Shades of If-You-Want-To-Watch-Porn-The-Just-Watch-It-And-Stop-Act-Like-You're-Educated-When-In-Reality-All-You-Want-Is-A-ClitHardOn."
I told mom she should read the series that I'm in right now because it's so involved and bittersweet and expertly written and SEVEN BOOKS WORTH OF STUFF HAPPENING!
She turns to me and says "Nah, I'm more of a '50 Shades of Gray' kinda gal". I wretched and kicked her out of my apartment.