This whale of a woman come in here, stare at me and ask where the pool is.
In case you didn't know, you have to come in, and go around the pool to even get to me.
This blubbering, waddling woman ask me if this water would help her with her arthritis. I almost say your joints can't support your flab.
This guy with like 30 chins drove right into the ditch we have outside and got stuck. He then blamed it on us for not stopping him.
This other woman told us she pees in the water and drinks it too.