First of all...wtf? Twilight? Really? Is that back piece going to mean something to you when you're 80 and the movies are no longer relevant to your life?
Secondly, for having a not so large waist, why is her arm so fucking huge?
Well excuse me fer livin'. You need to use some sort of rhetoric font, so I don't go answering questions to which you really don't want answers.
Also, you read my blog because it's fucking hilarious, not because you're my sister. You're too damned mean to bore yourself just to make me happy, amirite?