The Hell's Kitchen 2009 Thread

[Logan]

SUZANNE staying

 

[Tarvis]

I never gone from eh, to joy to absolute RAGE so fast in my entire life

 

[Logan]

EXACTLY.

Andy gone:

Suzanne gone:

Suzanne stays:

 

[Tarvis]

I can't wait for tonight!

 

[Logan]

HELLS KITCHEN

 

[Tarvis]

NO AH NO AH NOOOOOO AHHHHHHH

 

[Tarvis]

Hi my name is Tennille.

I LIKE TO YELL ALL THE TIME

 

[Tarvis]

A bitch to the end

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[Logan]

SUZANNE'S GONE

 

[Bronson]

I really hate Tennille.

 

[Logan]

I hope Ramsay gets rid of Dave next week. Every week it's "owww mah arm!" It's gettin ooooold. It's like Kevin said on the little promo, "GET HIM OUTTA HYA!"

 

[Bronson]

Dave is the best cook there though.

 

[Tarvis]

I think the only way this season can end well is if they all lose and I win.

 

[Logan]

Sure, dave is a good cook, but its like that dumbass that won last year. Is this the guy you want in a senior position at a prestigious restaurant? The dude who can't fucking keep his eyes open and forgets what he just cooked while wearing his little beanie, that's the one? This is who should win?

NAH.

I still say that the Ariel girl will win because she seems to be the least cocky of the bunch.

it also keeps up with the boy->girl->boy->girl->boy->girl season winner deal.

 

[Tarvis]

I bet a boy wins this year with the announcer dude sayin THE MOST SHOCKIN HELLS KITCHEN FINALE EVER

 

[Logan]

GET HIM OUTTA HYA!

 

[Logan]

what the fuck is this shit

 

[Logan]

 

[Logan]

This dave is a pussy. He's just hunting for attention. "ARGH IM TOUGH THOUGH"

WHY YOU PRECIOUS LITTLE CANDYASS!

 

[Tarvis]

That cartoon is fuckin flippin me off