The Official Make fun of PS3 thread.

[Logan]

It's Ridge Racer! Riiiiiidge Raaaaaaaacer!

 

[Joe]

What a fantastic innovation!

 

[Joe]

Also

 

[SuperAfroBoy]

i've been seeing all kinds of giant crab/massive damage jokes, but I didn't really follow much of the sony stuff at e3, so I'm a little lost... anyone care to explain?

 

[Logan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH2w2l1JTs4

 

[SuperAfroBoy]

hmm, i watched about a minute of it, but theres no speakers here at work, so i think i'll miss part of the joke, and theres no way i can see it at home.

 

[Joe]

Now all the system needs is the dude controlling this by waving his hands.

 

[Joe]

Well SAB, all you need to know is:

It's Ridge Racer! Riiiiiidge Raaacer!
ATTACK ITS WEAKPOINT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE!
599 US DOLLARS!
Rhino.
Some guy flailing about like a douche.
Dante's ridin' spinnaz, also swords.

 

[Logan]

how can you forget:

POWELFUL AND EREGANT SYSTEM!

*seizure gameplay*

 

[Joe]

We're not interested in gimmicks. EYE OF JUDGEMENT!

 

[Logan]

 

[Joe]

 

[Logan]

 

[Logan]

 

[Joe]

Man she's kinda hot.

 

[Joe]

Well played, Nintendo Wii...

 

[Don Francisco]

I don't understand that last picture. Looks like some massive space tongue or something.

 

[Tarvis]

Penis is what that looks like. I don't want to know what your tongue looks like.

 

[Joe]

IT'S A COCK. A GIGANTIC SPACE COCK.

 

[Logan]

Yoda confuse cock with tongue because both are in his mouth frequently.

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