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[Joe]

i maek poast in good thread now :/

 

[Logan]

yeah, this thread is kewl.

no talk about stinky spanish, only about games that piss us off.

 

[Joe]

So yeah, Code Kata is no longer the #1 GW player. A guy named Karnage has the new highscore with 13.8 million.

 

[Joe]

Oh and I totally survived 1 mil two games in a row. Highest score for last night was 2.5 mil.

 

[Logan]

i picked it up again last night but only got about 500k.

bluh bluh.

 

[Joe]

Ok, GW has officially crushed my heart and soul.

So I start playing, and I survive all the way up to 1.3 million or so. I die, but no big deal because I resume the ownage, getting all the way back to a 10x multiplier. Now, get this, I actually don't die again until about 2.6 million. I truly, truly believe that I'm easily gonna smash my 3 million high score. I die. I keep dying. I eventually get all the way to about 2.9 million, with 2 lives left. I tell myself "I can still do this...just gotta believe." Wanna know how close I was to 3 million points before one of those asshole red shield guys ended my game? 100 points. Not kidding...quite literally 100 points away from 3 million. It's a good thing my parents were out of the house because I screamed some words at the top of my lungs that would probably give them heart attacks.

And now I'm here, thinking of ways to destroy my 360.

 

[Logan]

i think we need to form a gw support group.

 

[Joe]

If by that you mean burn down the office of Bizzare, sure.

 

[Don Francisco]

Geometry Wars Anonymous

Hi, my name is Joe, and I play Geometry Wars. I have a problem... I yell extremely loud profanities when I lose.

 

[Joe]

More like HI, I CAN'T STOP DYING.

Cookie if you can find the original image that I shamefully copied.

 

[Don Francisco]

Wow, I was about to say that you have a gigantic chin. Looks pretty ugly.

 

[Joe]

It's symbolic of my rugged manliness.

 

[Tarvis]

I'VE NEVER HEARD OF A MANLY BRITISH PERSON

 

[Joe]

Ever heard of rugby?

 

[Tarvis]

nah, it could be a bunch of wussies playing with each other. doesn't make anyone manly

 

[Joe]

call a rugby player a wuss to his face and see what happens

 

[Joe]

anyway, bitches, i'm 7 feet tall and i bench press an abrams tank.

 

[Tarvis]

SHAQ?!?!?

 

[Joe]

sure, except white and with no basketball skills

 

[Tarvis]

I used to have basketball skillz, then I got old and I suck