Well, it was good while it lasted, guys!
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- Nov 10, 2003
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So if you guys think you'll be raptured (that's laughable) tomorrow, and you want to leave your friends and family that haven't devoted their life to God, you can write them a letter and these people will deliver your message after the rapture!
rman
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- Mar 8, 2011
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Meh....I think I'll plan fun activities for tomorrow and Sunday while playing Forza 3. Damn that game is fun....I guess if its all gonna end I might as well enjoy slamming my virtual million dollar cars into retarded AI's while powersliding around the course. Like they say, if you can't beat em, just smash your car into them till theirs won't run anymore and just coast across the finish line!!
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http://www.charter.net/news/read.php?rip_id=<D9NDIPNG2@news.ap.org>&ps=1011
Looks like he predicting his own death instead of the Rapture. That son-a-bitch is ANCIENT.
Looks like he predicting his own death instead of the Rapture. That son-a-bitch is ANCIENT.
rman
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- Mar 8, 2011
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OooOoOOoooo......So that was just "Jesus"'s spiritual judgement day.....You know, for a guy born on Christmas he sure isn't helping his case in distinguishing himself from Santa clause by taking 6 months to mull over a "naughty and nice" list.
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"The globe will be completely destroyed in five months, he said, when the apocalypse comes. But because God's judgment and salvation were completed on Saturday, there's no point in continuing to warn people about it, so his network will now just play Christian music and programs until the final end on Oct. 21."
This guy is a super douche. He is such a fake Christian.
This guy is a super douche. He is such a fake Christian.
- Nov 10, 2003
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- #92
Meh, I'm a lazy christian.
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Actually, it does:
Genesis 5:13
And God bestowed upon them a simulation of life, deemed to be viewed in the first person, where shootin' was the name of the game. And God saw what this did to his followers, and cracked a little smile as he tugged on his big white beard.
Genesis 5:13
And God bestowed upon them a simulation of life, deemed to be viewed in the first person, where shootin' was the name of the game. And God saw what this did to his followers, and cracked a little smile as he tugged on his big white beard.
- Oct 7, 2006
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Uh, actually Genesis 5:13 states:
Although, I do see the name Kenan, which could very well be a Kenan and Kel reference.
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Although, I do see the name Kenan, which could very well be a Kenan and Kel reference.
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- Nov 10, 2003
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oh lawdy
EDIT: we need an : ohlawdy :
EDIT: we need an : ohlawdy :
