What are you Getting for Christmas

[Joe]

ok cool

 

[Tarvis]

What if I'm not getting anything?

 

[Joe]

You're getting a blowjob from your woman

 

[Bronson]

a mattress so i dont have to sleep on my couch anymore

and prolly

rock band.

 

[Joe]

i REALLY hope that isnt the actual box art

 

[Bronson]

prolly not but i didnt feel like looking for real one.

 

[Joe]

cause if that was the actual box art somebody in the company's graphic design thingie needs to get fired

 

[Bronson]

yeh.

 

[Bronson]

 

[Joe]

ok thats more like it

 

[Bronson]

yeah i'm mainly worried about the mattress.

 

[Joe]

my mattress is pretty comfortable

 

[Logan]

You can buy songs individually as DLC instead of paying 5 dollars for 2 christina aguilera songs and one by black sabbath.

SHAZAAM.

 

[Joe]

I hate her http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwDD0VUO3Ng

 

[Tarvis]

You're getting a blowjob from your woman

lol how did u know

 

[Joe]

cuz i'm a real good guesser

 

[The Infamous Ho]

I want one of SAB's shirts for christmas not aloud

 

[Joe]

I think you're old enough to tell your parents to stfu

 

[The Infamous Ho]

no credit card.

 

[Joe]

i'm not gonna advocate theft but

yknow