Chinese Democracy

[Tarvis]

i might get shotgunned if im not one too!

 

[Joe]

Get superpowers

 

[Tarvis]

how i get them

 

[Joe]

Roll around in toxic waste

You may get melanoma too though

 

[Tarvis]

hmm how about i use the power of the sun

it worked for superman

 

[Joe]

You ain't from Krypton though!

 

[Tarvis]

how u kno

 

[Joe]

Cause you'd already have superpowers on earth if you were from krypton

 

[Tarvis]

maybe not!

 

[Joe]

All kryptonians get superpowers from yellow sun!

 

[Tarvis]

maybe im just too lazy to use them

 

[Joe]

Fag

If I had superpowers man I'd be a huge dick to everyone

 

[Logan]

wait did superman get power from the sun? i thought that was birdman.

 

[Tarvis]

oh god birdman. i forgot all about him

 

[Logan]

 

[Dave]

This image pretty much speaks for itself.

 

[Bayli]

omg THE NAME I AM KNOWN BY IS SPACE BUTLAH

 

[Tarvis]

i dont even remember this show or anything about the main character except i remember watchin the show a long time ago

 

[Dave]

Actually, I don't even remember what show Space Butler is from. All I know is that he has the coolest name ever and he is one goofy looking mother fucker.

 

[Bayli]

Space Butler is totally from Excel Saga.

What a crazy show.