Grand Theft Auto 5

[Tarvis]

wat

 

[Dave]

I feel like a crack addict waiting for my next chance to shoot up.

 

[Tarvis]

GOOD NEWS, YOUR DAY IS TODAY!

 

[Lulu]

midnight releases suck

 

[Logan]

first thing i did was punch a big fat woman so hard that she flew 20 feet into the road and was pancaked immediately

 

[Tarvis]

I like this game cuz Michael tells that web company dork that all shooters are the same.

 

[Lulu]

this game is pretty nasty, gotta say

 

[Tarvis]

Nope

 

[Lulu]

every 2 minutes they are talking about something sexual. i mean, we get it, little kids love that shit. IT JUST GETS OLD FAST.

 

[SuperAfroBoy]

can't wait to play this with gabe, he'll be four next week so i think he can handle it.

 

[Tarvis]

lmao. Hope he likes hearing 10000000 racial slurs and fbombs within the first 30 minutes of the game.

 

[Dave]

GTA V:

 

[Lulu]

and sex scenes, dont forget those

 

[Lulu]

so id say a 4 year old could take it

 

[Tarvis]

I haven't seen no sex scenes yet. Did get the big boobies popup window minigame though.

 

[Lulu]

TREVOR, that friggin crazy meth head and dogs humpin and all sorts of shit. :|

 

[Tarvis]

Great game

 

[Tarvis]

So far my complaints are:

• Radio sucks ass.
• It takes far too long to lose the cops, especially when you only have 1 star and it seems like you gain a star wayyy faster in this game than before.
• Frame rate dies when you are in the water, in the submarine. (at least on Xbox).
  
• Some reason, I will randomly jump and then fall over when I try to vault a wall. ???
• Hard as fuck to shoot when you are driving, but most of the problem is I can't see that small ass white dot most of the time.

Otherwise, it's been a great game so far. My favorite character is probably Michael.

Spoiler

Poor JOHNNY. Also the torture scene messed up especially when you wrench that tooth out.

 

[SuperAfroBoy]

I read that you can improve framerate by installing the play disk on a usb thumb drive and playing from that, you tried that?

 

[Tarvis]

I don't have a thumb drive bigger than 8gb, and I couldn't find my SSD to install it too. But probably would help.