It's Friday

I don't even know who he is and I'm too lazy to look him up
 
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It's Friday again, so what's the plan? Why, get wrecked on Southern Comfort and probably end up saying some things to people I know that I will regret horribly tomorrow!
 
I'm going to a Halloween party.

Imma be President of the Moon, Magneto.
 
Welll I'm already well on my way to being wrecked on SoCo!
 
Man this stuff is good I'm gettin prety wasted over here
 
HOW MUCH IS IT?


I'm about to head out to a friend's Halloween party. She told me at the last minute so I had to brainstorm for a costume. Going as House! Got all the clothes...now I gotta head over to my grandma's house and borrow one of my grandpa's old canes! For having to wing a fucking costume, I consider this a win!
 
So how'd all that shit go down for you guys? I succeeded with my original plan, which was to get wasted, and I'm glad to say I didn't drunk text anybody!
 
halloween is boring and i spent the day hating everything. that might be because im in a world of pain though
 
I spent the night working!
And having a bunch of kids ask me for candy, even though I wrote a big sign that says "Sorry, we don't have candy!"
 
I Magneto'd some asses.

And you guys totally missed finishing the Tourettes Guy quote so I'll put it again.

Dad can we go get some Captain Crunch cereal?
 
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