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Tarvis

Yeah, that's right.
Administrator
Nov 10, 2003
8,901
clits clots cluts clets clats

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Barbs

Biri
Mar 5, 2011
360
"Sure we had a maid, but she only came twice a week!"

I'm sure that happens all the time in Brazil.
 

Barbs

Biri
Mar 5, 2011
360
I'll bet some of yours back from when you were in high school could have made it to the hallway on their own.
 

Casey

I'M A GAY SON!
Senior Member
Nov 10, 2003
2,960
Oh don't even start with me, missy. I remember what a pig sty YOUR room was when you were in high school.

I should, I was always rooting through your stuff after you left. XD
 

Barbs

Biri
Mar 5, 2011
360
WHAT?! I was totally a clean bean in high school.

I couldn't find the right clip from Home Movies, so have this:

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Casey

I'M A GAY SON!
Senior Member
Nov 10, 2003
2,960
You are SUCH a fucking liar!

I am calling mom right now just to back me up in the fact that you were a fucking mess!!!


You couldn't even see your floor!!!
 

Barbs

Biri
Mar 5, 2011
360
I got obsessively neat at a certain point, like age 16. Your room always smelled like dirty socks. Because it was covered in dirty socks.
 

Logan

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Administrator
Nov 10, 2003
13,242
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Casey

I'M A GAY SON!
Senior Member
Nov 10, 2003
2,960
My socks were dirty from all the sweat I poured into them from walking the streets of Mount Holly all day. WHY did we have to live so far from everyone else who lived in Mount Holly? We were the only kids living in bird land. Everyone else was downtown (other than Nette, but fuck her).

Seriously though, you stink and your shit was everywhere and I killed your hamsters. There, I said it.
 

Logan

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Administrator
Nov 10, 2003
13,242
Yeah lets not even get started on her.
 

Casey

I'M A GAY SON!
Senior Member
Nov 10, 2003
2,960
Nette was fat.

Nette was nice.

Nette got thin and became a twat.

Then Nette got fat again.

Then thin.

I think Nette's got issues.
 

SuperAfroBoy

Vertical Bacon Sandwich
Super Mod
Nov 10, 2003
5,129
Hey, i'm too lazy to read through your sims stuff, but how age appropriate is it? my 12 y/o daughter loves the sims and she'd probably enjoy reading it.
 
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