wtfffff

[Natalie]

wut

you never told us why you were gone for so long.

yeah i said School and such..

taking the ACT this saturday gonna be a LONG day =[

 

[Natalie]

does anybody here have a facebook

Yeah i do..
But facebooks annoying as fuck...
all those damn WALLS!!

 

[Joe]

these fish sticks are hard as TITS

 

[Natalie]

i had fish sticks wednesday :O

 

[Joe]

were they hard as tits?

 

[Dave]

OW, YOU ALMOST HIT ME IN THE DICK! YOU'RE LUCKY IT WASN'T HARD!

I MEAN THIS THING, NOT MY DICK!

 

[Logan]

WHOS THAT FAGGOT WITH THE TUBA

 

[Joe]

I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND WALK A MILE IN MY SHIT

 

[Dave]

SOME GUY TRIED TO BREAK INTO MY TRUCK!

HE'S A LONG-LEGGED PISSED OFF PUERTO RICAN!

 

[Joe]

I DON'T GIVE A DEAD MOOSE'S LAST SHIT!

What the hell do you mean a peter pan peanut butter alert?!

 

[Dave]

CALM DOWN, CALM DOWN! DON'T GET A BIG DICK!

 

[Joe]

HOLD ON A MINUTE YOU DICK!

I don't HAVE a dick, you prick!

SHIRLENA? OH SHIT!

 

[Dave]

TONIGHT..ON UNSOLVED MYSTERIES..FIND OUT WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BIG FOOT!

UPDATE! APPARENTLY NOBODY GIVES A SHIT...SO FUCK HIM!

 

[Joe]

I WANT TWO CHEESEBURGERS...WITH PICKLES AND KETCHUP...AND DON'T LOAD IT UP WITH A BUNCH OF BULL SHIT!

Ok sir that's two cheeseburgers with pickles and ketchup, you want anything else?

GIMME A BIGGIE FRIES, AND SOME SHIT...TO DRINK!

 

[Joe]

Dad you want some Twizzlers?

NO!

Come on they're good!

BUTT FUCK!!!

 

[Dave]

YES...I BOUGHT YOUR COLGATE TOOTHPASTE...THE ONE WITH TARTAR CONROL...AND IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT! THIS IS BULLSHIT!


...I HOPE THIS IS THE PUFFDADDY VERSION OF THE SONG..AND NOT THAT STING PIECE OF SHIT!

FUCKING HUNG UP ON MY ASS!

 

[Joe]

ALL YOU EVER DO IS SIT AT HOME AND PLAY WITH YOUR TITS AND LOOK AT YOUR ASS AT THE SAME TIME!

 

[Natalie]

CAPS!

 

[Dave]

YOU RUINED THE THREAD

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT A PORCUPINE'S BALLS...THEY'RE SMALL..AND THEY DON'T GIVE A SHIT!

 

[Joe]

THAT SOUNDS LIKE CHEWBACCA TAKING A SHIT!

No it doesn't!

YOU'RE GROUNDED!

Why?

CAUSE YOU DONT THINK THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL SOUNDS LIKE CHEWBACCA TAKING A SHIT THATS WHY!