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OW, YOU ALMOST HIT ME IN THE DICK! YOU'RE LUCKY IT WASN'T HARD!

I MEAN THIS THING, NOT MY DICK!
 
I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND WALK A MILE IN MY SHIT
 
SOME GUY TRIED TO BREAK INTO MY TRUCK!

HE'S A LONG-LEGGED PISSED OFF PUERTO RICAN!
 
I DON'T GIVE A DEAD MOOSE'S LAST SHIT!

What the hell do you mean a peter pan peanut butter alert?!
 
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CALM DOWN, CALM DOWN! DON'T GET A BIG DICK!
 
HOLD ON A MINUTE YOU DICK!

I don't HAVE a dick, you prick!

SHIRLENA? OH SHIT!
 
TONIGHT..ON UNSOLVED MYSTERIES..FIND OUT WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BIG FOOT!

UPDATE! APPARENTLY NOBODY GIVES A SHIT...SO FUCK HIM!
 
I WANT TWO CHEESEBURGERS...WITH PICKLES AND KETCHUP...AND DON'T LOAD IT UP WITH A BUNCH OF BULL SHIT!

Ok sir that's two cheeseburgers with pickles and ketchup, you want anything else?

GIMME A BIGGIE FRIES, AND SOME SHIT...TO DRINK!
 
Dad you want some Twizzlers?

NO!

Come on they're good!

BUTT FUCK!!!
 
YES...I BOUGHT YOUR COLGATE TOOTHPASTE...THE ONE WITH TARTAR CONROL...AND IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT! THIS IS BULLSHIT!


...I HOPE THIS IS THE PUFFDADDY VERSION OF THE SONG..AND NOT THAT STING PIECE OF SHIT!

FUCKING HUNG UP ON MY ASS!
 
ALL YOU EVER DO IS SIT AT HOME AND PLAY WITH YOUR TITS AND LOOK AT YOUR ASS AT THE SAME TIME!
 
YOU RUINED THE THREAD

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT A PORCUPINE'S BALLS...THEY'RE SMALL..AND THEY DON'T GIVE A SHIT!
 
THAT SOUNDS LIKE CHEWBACCA TAKING A SHIT!

No it doesn't!

YOU'RE GROUNDED!

Why?

CAUSE YOU DONT THINK THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL SOUNDS LIKE CHEWBACCA TAKING A SHIT THATS WHY!
 
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