Duke Nukem Delayed Forever

[Dave]

The sodium level is rapdily rising in these parts.

 

[Jay]

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2011-06-13-uk-top-40-duke-nukem-crowned-first

****ty or not, people still care about the DUKE

 

[Logan]

No sales figures. I'd hope it could beat out those old titles.

Sugar coating is in FULL swing.

 

[Jay]

 

[Logan]

This game has been elevated to GarBAAAAAAAAGE.

 

[Jay]

What bout Doo Doo?

 

[Jay]

Still buying the game...

 

[Jay]

http://kotaku.com/5811449/in-defense-of-duke-nukem-forever

 

[Logan]

From left to right:

Overly eccentric, dirty dealing, bad studio head, and overall shyster Randy Pitchford
Overweight, balding, and a generally unhappy customer. AKA your standard Duke Nukem Forever Fan.
Overweight, balding, and a generally terrible person. AKA your standard Duke Nukem creator.

 

[Bayli]

SHYSTER

 

[Logan]

[video=youtube;rMsM3JwsGJc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMsM3JwsGJc[/video]

 

[Jay]

Just beat the Battlelord in Vegas (First major boss), about 3 hours in.

Thoughts so far? meh

 

[Jay]

Multiplayer is pretty fun.

 

[Jay]

The Singleplayer starts off really slow, but it seems to be picking up a bit. I'm at a level called "The Hive" and it's the only level thusfar I've really enjoyed.

However, I must say...Really 3DRealms? A rape joke?

 

[Jay]

Reviews not expected to impact sales

 

[Logan]

 

[Logan]

So I got this game today from Gamefly which is one day faster than usual.

So I didn't spend any money on it and only missed out on a day!


[video=youtube;rMsM3JwsGJc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMsM3JwsGJc[/video]


Can't wait to give a REAL opinion on it!

 

[Jay]

Can't wait to give a REAL opinion on it!

 

[Jay]

lol, 2K's pissed at all the reviews.
http://kotaku.com/5812131/negative-duke-reviews-could-lead-to-pr-shitlist

 

[Logan]

I like the little Duke 3D opening movie.