The Official "Omg that was some cool shit I just did in Oblivion" Thread

[Logan]

I'm totally an imperial rapin me some daedra right now.

ohh yeah. might get some pics if i get camera batteries.

 

[Joe]

oh FUCK you ups

 

[Logan]

this game is fantastic.

its like morrowind, but oh so much more polished.

if it keeps this up, it might be a perfect game.

 

[Dave]

Seriously, how great are the arena matches?

Oh, and where the hell do you go to close an Oblivion Gate?

 

[Logan]

lol i just played one of them and was like that was fun. then i noticed you'd already beat it.

they open the gates and some dyke-chick is just haulin ass towards me all OOOOOOOO.

youve gotta go to Chorrol, then after that you get sent to Khavl or something. pretty easy.

 

[Dave]

Yeah, I got addicted to it. Every match is a joke, so it's pretty much free gamerpoints. BIG FUN. To Chorrol!

 

[Don Francisco]

OMFG. THIS IS SO AMAZING. HOLY SHIT. BEST... GAME... EVER...

The character creation is too much... TOO MANY OPTIONS. I spent at least an hour fiddling with my character to make him not look like a retarded cave man. He looks pretty good now.
So yeah... I pwn bitches. Lots of 'em.

 

[Tarvis]

is it better than morrowind cuz morrowind got too boring and bland for me.

 

[Don Francisco]

Frankly, if you didn't like Morrowind I don't think you're going to like Oblivion. Too bad for you lolz.

Anyway, I forgot to mention that THE OPENING IS SO BADASS!!! I pissed my pants when they had the amazing music playing with the shot of the Imperial capital or whatever. Wow. Anyone know where I can get that music for my Ipod?

 

[Logan]

Steal it lolz.

This game is great. I'm freaked out by everything. I was just sitting there taking this claymore on and off my back in third-person going "whoooa sooo cool"

 

[Joe]

Oh fuck yes people.

 

[SuperAfroBoy]

i love doing stealth kills on skeletons, they just shatter all over the place and never seen it coming.

EDIT: and did anyone find that necromancer woman a bitch to kill?

 

[Don Francisco]

Holy shit, did SAB cut his hair? The world is gonna end...

 

[Logan]

There are so many quests. I can't decide which to do. zomg.

Also, for the second time, I've just been riding around on my horse and this gigantic oblivion gate appears in the distance. Kind of eerie.

 

[SuperAfroBoy]

i didn't cut my hair, i just usually have it back in a pony tail now

 

[Logan]

yeah, score one for logan.

Joe: holy shit sab cut his hair
Joe: weird
Me: lol
Me: dunno
Me: looks like a ponytail to me

 

[Joe]

Arena = piss easy. After this I gotta find me some pimpin' heavy armor.

 

[Logan]

I reaaaaaaaaaally want me some glass armor

 

[Joe]

I gotta get me some DAEDRIC. That shit screams "I punched the devil in the balls and made him my bitch."

 

[Don Francisco]

Holy shit. There is waaaay too much to do in this game. Today I finished an in-city quest I started yesterday and then decided to head to the Imperial City to join the Arena. On the way there I got side tracked by like 3 dungeons and by the time I finally stepped foot into the Imperial City I realized it was 11:00, I hadn't eaten, and I hadn't done any homework. Go figure.
I want my fucking damn horse! They cost 2,500 gold, right? I have about 800 gold right now (and I'm probably going to get a lot more now once I sell all the loot I got in the dungeons)

Every minute I am not playing Oblivion makes me weep. My chemistry lab partner skipped school today to play it all day, lol (and he's normally not that kinda guy).