International Castration Day!

*sigh*

I remember a time when I only knew you as a quote-dispensing machine. Now I get tricked daily!
 
I do not want a penis hanging off my body. Good Lord. You have some odd ideas, Scrappy.
 
30 minutes? I needed like two days to recover from my vasectomy!
 
So did our dad. I loved giving him a hard time, as though I wasn't going to answer the door for him, etc. Nothing like a man with ice on his balls, unable to get up and give you the smack you probably deserve. (I was 13ish, at the time)
 
[video=youtube;L3BDY3tfs8M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3BDY3tfs8M[/video]
 
So did our dad. I loved giving him a hard time, as though I wasn't going to answer the door for him, etc. Nothing like a man with ice on his balls, unable to get up and give you the smack you probably deserve. (I was 13ish, at the time)

That was my fault.
 
Mom actually had Casey because she thought I wouldn't take care of her when she was dying. Someone should tell mom it's not looking good, still.
 
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